Tonight while trying to make dinner Ruby started crying. She was in her swing on the dining room table. Tommy and Lucas were fighting (see prior post on fighting) over poker chips.
Ruben: Boys, is that your sister crying?!
Ruben Walked into the dining room from the kitchen. . .
Ruben: What are you boys dong?
Tommy: Playing Poker.
Ruben: What are you guys?! Knuckleheads? Your sister is crying and you just ignore her to play poker.
Tommy: If I am a knucklehead, then you are a knucklehead because . . . I am your SON.
Good one Tommy!